if you’re making excuses against the flutterdash kiss, I don’t think we can be friends
look at the body language
and how fast it was
it was done so ONLY fans would notice, DUH
and also not completely animated so nobody can start crap about it
don’t you know what implications are?
how do you not understand
“I don’t think we can be friends”… what? Okay. Fine. I’m getting sick of seeing stuff like this on my dash.
HUGE BITCH MODE IS GO. I’m sorry. I am so sorry, to all my followers. I need to get this out of my system. I have feels and I don’t know why.
Let me tell you the reason flutterdash ISN’T canon: because the creators made rarishy canon in that episode. Like the flutterdash evidence, it all has to do with NOISES and FACES in A FEW SECONDS of action, but it’s totally true you guys.
It’s this scene here in the very beginning. Notice how Rarity and Fluttershy are sitting next to each other? Notice how they’re sitting fairly parallel, this is important to note. Also note that the pony the fandom likes to label a lesbian has her wings straight out, staring at the two across from her.
What does she see that we don’t? The answer is: explicit LESBIAN HORSE SEX, which is 500x more evidencey than a kiss. Of course, this was only done so us fans would notice. LOOK AT BODY LANGUAGE OF RAINBOW DASH. She is clearly an AROUSED PONY.
At :018 seconds in the video, while the camera is focused on Twilight eating, we hear the noise of CLOPPING. Yes. CLOPPING. Don’t believe me? Go look it up yourself. Just like the flutterdash noise was a kiss and not the noise of fluttershy being scraped off of the ground, the noise you hear isn’t spike running up, it’s CLEARLY the noise of a hoof rubbing against mare butt.
When the camera pans back,
We see that Rarity has a look of shock on her face. Look at the positions of Rarity and Fluttershy. They’re no longer parallel, but Fluttershy is presenting herself to Rarity, butt first. You may say “It’s just the perspective”, but you’re wrong. You’re so wrong it’s unbelievable. This was clearly the source of the clopping noise. Notice how Rainbow Dash’s wings are slightly droopy as spike cockblocks. How do you not understand?
Rarity, that sexy vixen doesn’t stop there. She wants a kiss from Fluttershy. Look at the lust in her eyes.
Drunkenly, she leans in for some sugar, but Fluttershy, not quite sure she’s ready for that kind of commitment wisely leans back. A hoofjob? Sure. A kiss? Whoa now. You can see the tree in the background from Hearts in Hooves, a clear message TO THE FANS that Rarishy is the animator’s official ship.
I think the evidence speaks for itself. If you disagree, I’m going to throw away our relationship over this little stupid thing. I just can’t see us being friends anymore if you won’t admit Rarity clopped Fluttershy in public.
Rarishy has been canon since season one. You see, in the HUMAN WORLD, you get naked in the sauna, and cover yourself with a towel. When Rarity and Fluttershy are in the sauna together, NEITHER WEARS A TOWEL.
Rarishy is the only canon ship.
Clearly the only canon here is Sluttershy, getting her hot marshmallow kneadings with pegasexual makeouts on the side.
thats just so much bullshit that it hurts to read it :D xD