Gun Runner's Arsenal

kropotkindersurprise:

Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.

(via melodyquill)

 
 
 
 

Only Tumblr….

shadow-the-kitsune:

can turn the Villager from Animal Crossing into a psychopath

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and the psychopath fox from Five Nights in Freddy’s into the cutest mascot.

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Sources: (http://muffinpines.tumblr.com/post/52728459870/invite-the-villager-they-said-it-will-be-fun)

(http://rasen-shuriiken.tumblr.com/post/95242559557/he-just-wants-some-attention)

well that’s easy to explain.

well, now you see… tumblr *achem achem*… is full of psychopaths…

well, there you go - like I said, easy to explain.

(via kevlox)

 
 
 
 

jomply:

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

put the money in the bagzinga

jomply:

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

put the money in the bagzinga

(Source: rune-midgarts, via jaegerpilotmax)

 
 
 
 

ugit:

I might as well put this piece of shit back on my blog, where it originated.

ugit:

I might as well put this piece of shit back on my blog, where it originated.

(Source: ugit, via greenbit5721)

 
 
 
 

gearholder:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

lehanan-aida:

ass-ume:

onlylolgifs:

Hugh Herr: The new bionics that let us run, climb and dance

oh my god they did it!

This is probably the most impressive and beautiful thing I’ve seen in years.

This is amazing. As much as i joke about wanting new legs, I hope this gives amputees much wanted freedom.

Let’s bring back mother, Al

sweet, now make’em proper hands…

 
 
 
 

that-bloke-named-dave:

Shark Souls: Prepare to Dive Edition

looks more like a retro darth vader to me…

that-bloke-named-dave:

Shark Souls: Prepare to Dive Edition

looks more like a retro darth vader to me…

(via yungterra)

 
 
 
 

"It started cute… and turned like everything you ever touched, jack, INTO SHIT. Everything you ever attempted in your life turns into s-h-i-t."

"It started cute… and turned like everything you ever touched, jack, INTO SHIT. Everything you ever attempted in your life turns into s-h-i-t."

(Source: memewhore, via yamashta)

 
 
 
 

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

I tell that my lawyer. Bleeeeeh *sticks tongue out and runs off*

(via wildgothorita)

 
 
 
 

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    adurot:

    tlatophat:

    With all this 40K talk, were I to do a proper MLP/40K crossover:

    • Celestia would be the Empress of Ponykind
    • Luna would be Warmaster of the Adeptus Astartes and Primarch of the Children of the Night Legion.
    • Cadance would be Ecclesiarch of the Adeptus Ministorum
    • Twilight Sparkle would be…

    As much as I love Luna in this kind of setting she’d work so well in Horus’s place as Nightmare Moon. Mane Six would make good Primarchs, and would be amusing to make Chapters/Legions based on them.

    *achem* tztztztz….
    Fausticorn would be the emperor.
    Celestia would be Sanguinius.
    Luna be Horus.

    For twilight we would have two options to go:
    Either she be Sanguinor or a scriptor with the blood angels.

    For the rest, however it works best. Apple jack should be Imperial Fists(imperial Faust?) because…. Faust - is a wordplay….

    Anyway that’s for now *drops the mic and walks out*

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    adurot:

    lizzymodblog:

    asksexyflipy:

    lizzymodblog:

    hoofprint-is-working:

    lizzymodblog:

    My lifelong dream is to start a Build-a-Bear knockoff store called Construct-a-Chimaera.

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    #1 customer.

    Who the fuck is that

    Brother full metal alchemist.

    try it if you want.

    Get your anime shit out of my sight

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