Gun Runner's Arsenal
Asker Anonymous: omygod can you teach me how to draw ponies bc i think they're the hardest to draw omg

needs-more-pony:

rainponyart:

i’ll try

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i hope this helps someone omfg

all of these are really good tips

 
 
 
 

tastefullyoffensive:

[paperkutrob]

that rug probably would kill me late at night or when im tired… i would just try to go down these stairs and die while trying to do so (I probably would manage to fall them down…)

tastefullyoffensive:

[paperkutrob]

that rug probably would kill me late at night or when im tired… i would just try to go down these stairs and die while trying to do so (I probably would manage to fall them down…)

(via butterteas)

 
 
 
 

discarnate-:

fijiwaterpapii:

sexyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

Jesus CHRIST

god bless this man.

oh Jesus Christs someone go hug this guy… he gives me depressions….

(via unknownentity1992)

 
 
 
 


sparky-and-sparkle:

seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

The deadpan core.

(via spacefreddie)

 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

the one with siri is the best….

(via order-zeff)

 
 
 
 

looks like a red E.T.

looks like a red E.T.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via slugbox)

 
 
 
 

  • HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

    dilapidatedragamuffin:

    Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

    First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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    THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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    Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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    who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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    THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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    WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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    ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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    ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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    Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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    Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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    AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

    AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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    HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

    ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE, casual~

    (via kontakr)

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    an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers)  i found the vegan 


that isnt just any sort of vegan… thats a level 5 vegan - he won’t eat anything that casts a shadow. we also call’em affectionate Mega Vegan, cuz that kind of breed is so dense, it will evtl. start to attract other negative aspects around its epicentre… and as its impossible to measure how big that centre is…. it will turn inevitable into a blackhole.

    an-improbable-dreamer:

    adirtyshisno:

    I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

    (whispers) i found the vegan

    that isnt just any sort of vegan… thats a level 5 vegan - he won’t eat anything that casts a shadow. we also call’em affectionate Mega Vegan, cuz that kind of breed is so dense, it will evtl. start to attract other negative aspects around its epicentre… and as its impossible to measure how big that centre is…. it will turn inevitable into a blackhole.

    (Source: justanotherrreblogger, via alecmadeablog)

     
     
     
     

    treesandfangs:

    darlos9d:

    sargenut:

    cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

    "I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::

    In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…

    "Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”

    (via fishermod)